I'm going to start a new Flashlight Sales Website

For a moment there I thought you were seriously going to sell flash lights ...

- PantsOnFire (EDC lights)

- HouseOnFire (a subdivision of LiteYourHouseOnFire)

- A$$Fire (another brand of ChiliFire)

- TheRoofIsOnFire

- EnlargeYourPen!sFire

I even came up with a model name for them and descipriton. I should be in advertising!

MyC*ckOnFire SQRTALOT-69

Comes well lubed and comes on all the time! Does not throw that long but makes quite a spill...

HAHAHA....This is a very funny thread :)

Readysetfire -"The last flashlight you'll ever need "

Great Balls of fire - Perfect light for hunting young girls

Wildfire - Pony hunting light

Puppyfire - http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3874702/dog_urinating_fire_funny_commercial/

Muglite

BEACON 18650, Will they get fried in your hand?

http://kaidomain.com/product/details.S020103

With "protected" board!

Dirtiest flashlight name of the moment:

The B.H. Surfers present the V-GinaFire 36DD,
available in Neutral White and Warm Pink tints.

Pick one up at www.clownp*nis.fart

I still remember the NadZonFire project from awhile back. Too bad it doesn't seem to have gotten approval from the NRC.

http://castpics.net/wj/NZF/photo_gallery/default.html