For a moment there I thought you were seriously going to sell flash lights ...
- PantsOnFire (EDC lights)
- HouseOnFire (a subdivision of LiteYourHouseOnFire)
- A$$Fire (another brand of ChiliFire)
- TheRoofIsOnFire
- EnlargeYourPen!sFire
I even came up with a model name for them and descipriton. I should be in advertising!
MyC*ckOnFire SQRTALOT-69
Comes well lubed and comes on all the time! Does not throw that long but makes quite a spill...
HAHAHA....This is a very funny thread :)
Readysetfire -"The last flashlight you'll ever need "
Great Balls of fire - Perfect light for hunting young girls
Wildfire - Pony hunting light
Puppyfire - http://www.metacafe.com/watch/3874702/dog_urinating_fire_funny_commercial/
Muglite
With "protected" board!
Dirtiest flashlight name of the moment:
The B.H. Surfers present the V-GinaFire 36DD,
available in Neutral White and Warm Pink tints.
Pick one up at www.clownp*nis.fart
I still remember the NadZonFire project from awhile back. Too bad it doesn't seem to have gotten approval from the NRC.