@Jasetaylor Yes, that is lewd by definition. This site is for all ages, and nobody wants to be surprised by somebody else in the house who happens to see what appears on the screen here. The blonde joke post was also reported as offensive.
I accept what you say regarding the seashell joke on the basis of it being your call, the general feel of the jokes thread isn’t conducive to family friendly though.
I’m surprised about the blonde joke, it wasn’t any more or less offensive than the blonde jokes preceding mine and after mine which still remain. The reporter must have selective offence.
I shall steer clear of the jokes thread henceforth.
Thanks @Jasetaylor for understanding. I don’t mean to single you out, I’m sure that there is some other inappropriate stuff here in this thread, but unfortunately I was just now alerted to this and your posts were the most recent ones in question. The blonde jokes I understand are a matter of subjective interpretation, but in this case they led to a report, so that’s why I intervened. It’s a bit more touchy here on a large international forum where not everyone knows each other well than being with a small circle of close friends.
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Huh?
It's a very simple joke.
You either get it or you don't.
I don't see the point in posting something like "Huh?" every time you cannot understand a very simple joke. 
Oh, so that was it? I thought maybe the punchline got cut off at the end or something.
K, guess I just don’t get it.
(No mneme or current-events reference or anything that I’m missing?)
Nope. 
Sorry I got angry.
(I thought you were messing with me, and I didn't understand why.)
Huh? Naw, was just curious if it got cut off or if there was something “topical” about it.
Like if Cuomo invited one of his aides to “The Park” <nudge nudge wink wink> or something.
Most of those monkey ones, yeah, I admit it, I just don’t get ’em.
Even goggled it, only thing of interest was “Cage of death - Review of Crocosaurus Cove, Darwin, Australia”(!!), but figured it’s unrelated to that.
well, we love the jokes that do not make much “sense”…
sort of like the Surreal Jokes which were popular
during the Last Millennium.
example:
How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Fish.
I heard it was ghoti.
that`s really specific joke...not funny without context
another stupid joke. really popular in Russia.
" Bear walks through a forest. Sees a burning car. Sits inside it and burns down"
there is bunch of memes about it....
What context do you think is required to understand the joke that I posted today?
I would argue that it is a very simple joke that you either get or else you don't, and that no context is needed to understand it.
Ha! I get it!
Today’s April 3rd, 2021, so 4-3-21.
Now that makes sense!
I guess that was Smokey The Bear.
well. i`ve red it couple of time.. the basic idea is obvious. but that`s not that funny. at least for me.
just remembered old joke (we call these ones "long-bearded"
guy sits in prison, new cell-mate comes it. they talk , guy asks new cell mate - "what are you sentenced for?
"i opened window at work..."
"? where did you work?
" in submarine"