A man is walking on the beach, he finds an old lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears.
He offers the man one wish. The man does not believe the genie and says -
When I pee, I want to pee the best tasting Tequlia in the world. The genie grants his wish
When he gets home, he says to his wife - get two glasses from the kitchen.
He tells her the story and pees in the glasses. They taste the tequila, and it is the best they ever had.
So ever night for the next two weeks when he gets home, he pees in two glasses and they drink the tequila
One night he comes home and his wife is waiting at the door with a glass in her hand.
He says, forget the glass, tonight you can drink from the bottle !