The Daily Joke Thread

Maybe her name is Melania?

The age of 25 renting a car reminded me of this gag:

1999 Toyota Corolla - Fine AF

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/hou/6565526716.html

I think mine was more humorous. :partying_face:

I really don’t care, do U?

Since this is the joke thread, yeah I really do!

But hey, like one old fella told me, “all a steer can do is try.” :wink:

It’s OK. Most people failed to understand Melania’s joke - myself included.

That was a joke?

You could have fooled me.

It looks like you were just needlessly bringing up controversial politics on a forum that discourages that anywhere on the forum.

I mean, you literally bring up controversial politics more than anyone else on BLF.

I thought it was Hillarious. :clown_face::clown_face::clown_face:

Now that's funny!

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I thought that your usage of "I really don’t care, do U?" was very funny.

Yes, I didn’t mean to refer to you or your statements that were right on the mark. I typed way too fast and referenced the wrong quote. I meant to agree with you. I apologize to you and for any confusion I caused. I deleted my post.

No problem!

Back to humour………

How can you tell the blind man in a nudist colony?

It’s not hard…….

Who’s the most popular guy at a n00bist colony?

The one who can carry a dozen doughnuts and 2 coffees.

How could it be “politics” to mention someone who has been out of politics for more than 6 years?

Anyhow, half the people in this country would have gotten that joke. So sorry you weren’t in the demographic. :cry:

Why did the donkey have a sneezing fit every time he started eating? Answer: he had hay fever.

Why did the donkey moo? He was a foreign language student.

Don't give me that garbage.

Close to half the people in this country (primarily of one political party) have been taught to demonize the politician in question, and even today she is hated by a ton of people because of that.

That's why it's still extremely controversial politics, even in 2022, and it will be for the foreseeable future.

You're just throwing "anything" against the wall and seeing what'll stick, and honestly, it's embarrassingly pathetic.

You're claiming that you're posting a joke that only people of one political party is going to get, yet your post isn't controversial politics...

That's one of the stupidest things I've ever read on BLF.

If only people that demonize the politician in question will get your "joke", that's controversial politics.

A number of people (including myself) recently posted things that are political, but like usual, you started with the controversial politics.

Man up and take responsibility for your actions.