When your post man brings you a bundle of 5 good size packages but notices none are from China and asks if you got the one you were waiting for last week.
When you have to sign for a package from China and arnt home so you get a pink slip and under sender the postman writes “China”.
You really can’t resist a GB, even if it is a light you aren’t too much interested in, and you have other lights already on the way.
You have flashlights coming, but they are taking a while to get to you, so, getting antsy, you make a trip to the store just to buy a flashlight, even though you don’t need one anyway.
When you decide to stop buying flashlights, then you start using the excuse of buying flashlights for others, and try to find more people to keep buying them for.
you know you're an addict when ....An alkaline leaks all over one of your favorite lights and after you get a pile of white powder from the light you snort it all just so you can share the pain they tried to inflict on one of your babies .
I had a dream of a zombie apocalypse and I have 3 of my flashlights on me with strobe to fend off the zombies. I handed two over to my friends and taught then the exact instruction on how to operate each - they all have different UIs and I can recall them in my dream flawlessly.
I had a similar dream, with recalling the UIs, except I was night rabbit hunting and I had a blf gt90 and an imalent r90ts. I think there was also an andruil convoy!