I go to bed late a lot while my girlfriend is sleeping. The side I sleep on is in the far end of the room. Now, get this, I know it’s gonna be hard to grasp, but with moonlight mode she is undisturbed by any light and I see enough to get into bed. I wouldn’t think it’s that uncommon that a lot of the times the two people in a couple go to bed at different times. I know man, this shit is really confusing, like I’m talking about going to bed in response to you talking about the getting out part, but don’t give up dude! You can figure this one out, maybe if you read it couple of times, I’m rooting for ya!
Yeah, don’t you hate it when there isn’t an exact set of instructions of what to do and not to do? Like yelling in the middle of the night, turning on the lights, or like lifting the toilet lid when you need to take a pee! I mean, man, are we supposed to think for ourselves or what? How stupid do they think we are!?
Oh yeah! That would be awesome! A documentary showing someone reading in a tent. Man, wouldn’t that be cool!? People would watch that shit for hours! You’re on to something, start a show man, or sell the idea to Discovery channel.
Oh wait, I’ve seen people in adventure races on TV use really low light to read maps in the dark… but of coarse, that doesn’t count! It was reading books we where talking about, not reading maps, duh! Or wait, maybe it wasn’t low enough to be called moon mode? Yeah, that has to be it! They use low but not “moon mode” low, coz that would be sooo stupid.
You seem to have a lot of experience in outdoor life and multiple day hiking, having seen so many documentary on the subject to know what people do and don’t do. Man, I bet you’ve got loads of experience in many other fields too, gathered from watching all that TV.
No way man, I’m with ya! I mean, if there are no specific instructions written about it or they don’t do it on TV, then it’s useless and people that think otherwise need to learn! The word must be spread!