[2016-06-11] Crackdown on rudeness

I think I have only :person_facepalming: my own posts so far, I tend to see it as the fail or absurd emoji depending on context. I have been using :sushi: a bit lately, someone possibly Haloā€¦ said it never gets used so I thought it would be good to work it into conversation more often, not that sushi makes any sense but it is tasty.

If Santa is true to form he will return in about 6 months :smiley:

ā€œShe was looking kinda dumb
With her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an ā€˜Lā€™ on her foreheadā€¦ā€

A facepalm (sometimes also face-palm or face palm) is the physical gesture of placing oneā€™s hand flat across oneā€™s face or lowering oneā€™s face into oneā€™s hand or hands, covering or closing the eyes. The gesture is often exaggerated by giving the motion more force and making a slapping noise when the hand comes in contact with the face. The gesture is found in many cultures as a display of frustration, disappointment, exasperation, embarrassment, horror,[2] shock, surprise, exhaustion, sarcasm or incredulous disbelief.[3]

I like the ā€ :person_facepalming: ā€œ. I mainly use it in PMā€™s to friends in relation to myself, concerning something I have said or doneā€¦ :wink:

No emoticon set is complete without a facepalm.

I wondered why his fist was getting biggerā€¦ then it hit me. :person_facepalming:

I was afraid as I jumped over the bottomless pitā€¦ but then I got over it. :person_facepalming:

Have I told you about the broken sword? Nevermind, itā€™s pointless. :person_facepalming:

Exit signs are all the rage in the new buildings these days, but I think theyā€™re on the way out. :person_facepalming:

Using a shovel as a weapon? What a groundbreaking idea! :person_facepalming:

Why did they leave the catapult unattended? Its operator was out to launch! :person_facepalming:

Why didnā€™t the ghost go to the dance? He didnā€™t have any body to go with! :person_facepalming:

I applied for a job at the juice barā€¦ I said, ā€œput me to good juice!ā€ :person_facepalming:

Why did the king go to the dentist? He needed a new crown! :person_facepalming:

I hurt my hand preparing cheese for some pasta, but thatā€™s okay. I have grater problems to worry about. :person_facepalming:

Why was it called the Dark Ages? Because there was no shortage of knights! :person_facepalming:

I tried to tell the gunslingers about traditional melee weapons, but they would hear nothing of the sword. :person_facepalming:

Why didnā€™t the skeleton share the bad news? He didnā€™t have the heart. :person_facepalming:

Did you hear about the scarecrow which won a prize? It was totally outstanding in its field. :person_facepalming:

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. :person_facepalming:

Thanks for putting up with my bad humor. Iā€™d ask for a tip, but a well-told pun is its own re-word. :person_facepalming:

:+1: ā€¦. :slight_smile:

Now, those mere puns may have only merited a regular facepalmā€¦

ā€¦ and when things get especially bad, some situations call for the distinctive double facepalm:

But most importantly, I hope you never personally encounter a need for the triple facepalm.

Pricelessā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ :wink:

Hey, all these static facepalm images! How totally last-millennium.

Where do I go to check my rudeness level?

Left hand side under the account button.

Now I see it, Thank you!

once again TK increases the nobility quotient of the community!

Try wrapping the div through /div in a classic link tag. Like so:

<a href='/my-problem-posts'> .... </a>

That will make the control clickable, and give it the default hover cursor.

SB appears to be MIA
Not seen for 2 days 15 min ago

sb is never missing in action. Heā€™s just the shy silent type at times. :stuck_out_tongue:

Heā€™s probably just taking a much needed vacation this weekend. Itā€™s what I was doing.
But it does get me wondering what happens in case he were to vanish for good. I understand this whole site is run by just him. I suppose it would end when the domain expired or the host was not paid. And until that day it would not have anyone to enforce the rules. The spam and rude button have little power without SB.

However
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