CLOSED: The 2000th post giveaway


Closed. Winner: OscarM


My 2000th post is coming nearer and nearer every day. So.. Let's start the giveaway thread now and close whenever my 2000th post happens.

Only one item will be given away this time. And I learnt something during my 1000th post giveaway => the prize will be bought from Ric and shipped directly to the winner.

Rules:

- Anyone registered to BLF before 2013/05/30 is eligible to join

- One entry / member

- No loops to jump through: Post anything to this thread and you are in. Preferably something funny.

- kreisler must be in, again

- Giveaway closes when I make my 2000th post

- Winner is selected randomly using random.org

- I'll announce the winner right after that

Did I remember to tell you all necessary information? Hmm.. Let me think..

Oh, the prize. Do you even need to know?

Ok, here it is:

CW or NW, with BTU or DRY driver - winner decides.

Edit: It's getting even better: Ric heard about this giveaway and promised a free logo printing => the winner can personalize the light with some text, for example like this:

Congrats!
I am in I am in. Thank you the .

Oh wow.
What a shocker !

The old XKCD 909:

damm thanks the, I’m too shocked to post anything funny but congratulations

Male Logic…… Makes sense to me

Woman:
Do you drink beer?

… Man: Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man: $5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each
month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been
put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound
interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Where’s your Ferrari?

What a prize! I am in!

Confucius Say: Man who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax doesn’t know ifhe’s coming or going

Wow!

Aye, carumba! That’s a staggeringly nice giveaway. I guess the bar has been set…

holy cow! very generous give away, thank you so much!

hells yeah in for sure

That one is on my list. I’m in. Thanks.

I was sending a text the other day and I was using the voice to text on my smart phone. I said, “Mondays are usually quiet”. I should have prof-read before I sent it. It typed “My undies are usually quiet”. Dam smart phone.

I have no… big thing so I want this one

ROFL Dale!

Oh my! It really is the shocker! :open_mouth:

If I win, my wife will be shocked to see this and wonder where the heck I got the money to buy it. I hope I won’t get another ‘shock treatment’ just like when I bought my Terminator and my K40. :stuck_out_tongue:

Well this shocker is worth more than all shock treatments combined. Please do count me in. :bigsmile:

Count me in

Shockers im in!

Omg… Omg… Omg… Btu shocker… I’m in mr the… Love your reviews… Thanks…