Wow, where to start. I have quite a few favourite quotes and mottos… let’s see…
If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.
(Bodybuilding/fitness motivation - if you’re not getting results, you need to do something differently. Doing the same thing over and over, expecting a different result is the definition of insanity!)
Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”
(Hahaha, classic Churchill!)
If you are going through hell… keep going!
(Another Churchill quote? Not 100% sure if that’s legit.)
If you judge a goldfish by it’s ability to climb a tree, it will spend it’s whole life believing it’s stupid.
(Probably paraphrased a bit… I think it’s a quote from Einstein.)
Not exactly a quote, but I really like this:
Picasso was in a park when a woman approached him and asked him to draw a portrait of her. Picasso agreed and quickly sketches her. After handing the sketch to her, she is pleased with the likeness and asks how much she owed to him. Picasso replies $5,000. The woman screamed, “but it took you only five minutes!” “No, Madam, it took me all my life”, replied Picasso.
"I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit he is!!!
@rojos: "Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple." - Barry Switzer
I use that one all the time when describing my boss.
@Jack: "I want to look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no good, rotten, four flushing, snake licking, dirt eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood sucking, dog kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat assed, bug eyed, stiff legged, spotty lipped, worm headed, sack of monkey shit he is!!!
Halleluah!! Holy shit!! Where's the Tylenol??"
One of my all time favorites!
@Steve: "Why do it today when you can do it tomorrow."
A Leopard can't change his spots - My Grandmother - meaning people don't change on the inside, what you really are is what you really are, even when you try to hide it.
Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did. But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!