Some lights make some pretty odd claims ..Super bright unreasonable runtimes etc .. this light just scares me .
here is your thread:
So it's a nice motion detection light that turns on when you walk in the room ....and then kills you if you attempt to leave .
What will they think of next ?
That sounds like an SCP, specifically a product of The Factory.
Those are some pretty extraordinary claims. Could you imagine- it lights when you come. That's a personal connection with the night light right there. Maybe that's why it doesn't want you to leave? Separation anxiety?
Obviously “lost in translation,” but at this point in time… it’s so easy for someone to simply run content on multiple online translators to compare results. Also, someone in the company should know English enough to verify. Whoever makes this light—the embarrassment factor is really so high.
Here’s another one recently posted to the jokes thread:
“Be good for our batteris.” It doesn’t come with their batteries. You use your own. And ‘batteris’? 
“Strong visible digi-dispaly”. Dispaly?
“HOT FEATURES”… generally not a good idea to use the word “HOT” with marketing slogan for a charger. “TOP” would’ve been appropriate.
This is what makes life a little more fun.
please think of the kittens….
I got one of those solar house-lights left over that I just charge when it runs down, and leave it by the cats’ litterbox.
Angled the sensor so that it’ll turn on when someone’s about halfway down the stairs.
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Years ago a friend returned from a year in Alaska.
He had a pic of a sign by a river stating;
“Please Don’t Molest the Salmon”
His comment:
“How did they know I was coming?”
What was the intended meaning?
Sometimes I think it would be best to leave in Chinese and Google translate would be more helpful.
Ambiguous contradiction right on the front panel – not only Chinese mfgs. are incomprehensible.
And “100% juice” – duh! What else could this be?
Oh, trust me on this… you do not want to know.
Yeah!, I could imagine some would have the gall to ‘spice’ up with meat flour, soybean and kelp, and any other additive to simulate pulp.
But that line “made from concentrate and non-concentrate” – instead of “made from concentrate” then adding the artificial stuff in the table of ingredients. Much like everyone else.
So much marketing emphasis on ‘natural’ or ‘green’ that it’s a joke – a joke on the consumer.
BTW, the stuff isn’t bad at all, sorta a mix of Minute Maid (premium brand) and Tang.
