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“All you need is love”

Food, water, shelter, come to mind…
All the Best,
Jeff

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What does not kill me makes me stronger.

well,
it could blind you
and several other
results other than
death which have
the potential of
not adding to
strength.

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Violence is never the answer

While this may be true sometimes you have to hope the other person has the wisdom to learn from your mistake.

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manithree wrote:
You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar

You can catch the most [flies] with a dead squirrel. — Woody Boyd

Oh, of course someone got a clip on the yoo toob…

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bobvoeh wrote:
My mom was wrong too. I’m still not blind.

“Stop that or you’ll go blind!”

“I’m over here, dad.”

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Okay, this one might be controversial.

If people don't like this one, I'll delete it.

...

“We did not invade Ukraine” and there is “no war” there.

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The check’s in the mail.

I feel sorry for people who don't have a hobby or interest to escape to.

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MascaratumB wrote:
“BudgetLightForum will save you money” Big Smile Cash

(Looks at empty wallet…)

Me thinks the correct phrase is: on BudgetLightForum your pockets seem deeper.

You are a flashaholic if you are forced to come out of the closet, to make room for more flashlights.

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jeff51 wrote:
That which does not destroy makes you stronger.
Yeah, Right, clearly said by someone who has not been destroyed – never to fully recover…

Violence never solved anything.
Other than stopping countless wars of aggression, madmen determined to do mayhem or genocide…

If you don’t eat your vegetables, you won’t grow up big and strong.
I didn’t – and at 6’3” there’s no telling how big I could have gotten.

Same with – Don’t drink coffie as a child – it will stunt your growth…
Did that too – I could have been another Shak.

All the Best,
Jeff

Oh and I’m not blind – yet…

All this “height” talk is FKN gold. Thumbs Up

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“What incorrect things were you taught?”
You asked……..

Marijuana is a Schedule 1 drug, UFOs don’t exit and god does………… Beer Beer

  • 1st hand experience and objective thinking.

Btw……. does anyone know what this hair on my palm means?? Facepalm

Im not a Pessimist …. just an Optimist with a lot of experience


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Gold is a hedge against inflation.

Bitcoin is a hedge against inflation.

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"It is critical that there is a credible academic source for the growing and important discipline of Alternative Facts. This field of study will just keep winning, and we knew that all the best people would want to be on board. There is a real risk in the world today that people might be getting their information about science from actual scientists."

 

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Coscar wrote:
Btw……. does anyone know what this hair on my palm means?? Facepalm

Full moon?

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Coscar wrote:
“What incorrect things were you taught?”
You asked……..

Marijuana is a Schedule 1 drug, UFOs don’t exit and god does………… Beer Beer

  • 1st hand experience and objective thinking.

Btw……. does anyone know what this hair on my palm means?? Facepalm

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“Good things come to those who wait.”
No, good things come to those who persist.

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Practice makes perfect.

Nope. Practice makes permanent. Only perfect practice makes perfect.

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NeutralFan wrote:
“If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”

Now where’s the fun in that?

If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is.

Idiot proofing something only creates improved idiots.

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Here’s a true saying, “ things are never so bad that they can’t get worse “.

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Pennzy nailed that one. I used to have a demotivational poster at work that cautioned one to remember that it is always darkest just before it goes pitch black. Had people stop and read and just stand there

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“The light at the end of the tunnel is just the headlight of an oncoming train.”

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Lightbringer wrote:
“The light at the end of the tunnel is just the headlight of an oncoming train.”

Or for you, Jersy.
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djmcconn wrote:
Pennzy nailed that one. I used to have a demotivational poster at work that cautioned one to remember that it is always darkest just before it goes pitch black. Had people stop and read and just stand there

Despair.com ? I have a bunch of mugs from there. Would always bring a different one into meetings just to see the looks on peoples faces.

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The Journal of Alternative Facts

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pennzy wrote:
Lightbringer wrote:
“The light at the end of the tunnel is just the headlight of an oncoming train.”
Or for you, Jersy.

Huh?

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Lightbringer wrote:
“The light at the end of the tunnel is just the headlight of an oncoming train.”

Related: “I can see the light at the end of the tunnel. Time to order more tunnel.”

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Lightbringer wrote:
pennzy wrote:
Lightbringer wrote:
“The light at the end of the tunnel is just the headlight of an oncoming train.”
Or for you, Jersy.

Huh?


The light at the end of the tunnel is NJ. Old joke.
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I’m surprised this one isn’t one of the top ten.
“Safe and effective”

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