Even though you created this thread, you cannot delete your own thread.
Only Mr. Admin can do that. 
Yep, but you can edit it 
You could introduce yourself in this thread.
And raccoon and moi could edit our posts to welcome you.
On BLF you do not delete threads.
However unused threads are used for posting memes and having fun.
Change the title and edit your comments and Bingo … new thread
Great idea, and remember to floss your teeth before you brush—your gums will thank you.
What has the OP done to merit being called a troll?
Just having fun—that was just a cute meme, not a personal reflection on any individual poster— unless they really are a troll.
But not that there’s anything wrong with it. Maybe i’m the troll and it was aimed at me?
I wish it were as easy for me to take care of my body as it is to take care of my teeth and gums.
My oral health is amazing, but I could use more exercise.
Don’t play mind games.
A new member shows up and you go on about trolls.
Well it could apply to those who want to remove the off-topic category from the recent posts.
It seems that if the title of a post doesn’t have anything of interest, then don’t click on it.
find the category of your focus and just go camp out there.
Let’s go campin’ yall! 
So now the OP is a troll to you :person_facepalming: