“Am I simply crazy wanting a dedicated storage mode?”
No, I’m in the same boat right now. Illum was selling LG batteries and I stocked up. I want them stored at a storage voltage (they came at 3.6V measured, so worries about them) but I have more batteries and I feel the same way.
Looking forward to BLF charger https://budgetlightforum.com/t/-/57498 but know that things like this can appear tantalizingly close but still be a long way off.