Anyone here play Cookie Clicker?

That is scary addictive.

I had to use my emergency anti-addiction technique on this one before it got out of hand. Downloaded the cheat, cheated, got almost all achievements and could feel the lure slowly fading out. Bullet dodged, marriage safe. Phew….

This is where I’m at boys

I can't wait to get the meth star

Insider Trading

Improves NYME laundering by $500m per second

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Fearless

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Slap Chop (TM)

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Mech Suit

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Thank You $321500000

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Mobile Lab

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Double Stuffed Mules

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Platinum Burners

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Personal Enforcer

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Hazmat Suit

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Dealer Heat

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Titanium Burners

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Stuffed Mules

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Dealer Slacks

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Portable Power Generator

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Gas Stove

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Exhaust Fan

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Dealer Business Cards

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Electric Hotplate

Used for cooking

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Cheap Cookware

Used to cook stuff

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Goatee

Your mighty goatee intimidates buyers into buying more product; you can now sell an extra batch at a time

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Air Fresheners

With the sweet sent of pine in the air, you can cook an extra batch at a time.

Try the code I linked in post 15 :wink: You will be able to buy as much of anything as you want haha