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Insider Trading ✔
Improves NYME laundering by $500m per second
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Fearless ✔
After facing death so many times, you no longer have a sense of self preservation. Sell another 50% of sales at a time
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Slap Chop (TM) ✔
You're gonna love my meth. With this precision cutting device, you can now make an additional 50% of production at a time
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Mech Suit ✔
Your mech suit keeps you safe while making deals. Sell an additional 50% of sales batches at a time
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Chemistry Doctorate ✔
By ordering this online degree, your increased confidence allows you to make another 50% of production batches at a time
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Ancient Methology ✔
Send your best scientists to remote parts of the world looking for lost secrets of meth production, increase purity by 10 IPUs
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Thank You $321500000
Thanks for donating, your meth is now worth $50 more per batch
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SWAT Snipers ✔
Your team of highly trained snipers protects you during high-value transactions. Safely sell an additional 1000 batches at a time
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Super Lawyers ✔
Your sleazy lawyers now wear a cape. They reduce risk by an additional 5%
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Space Hazmat Suit ✔
Now you can cook in space! Cook an additional 1000 batches at a time
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Diplomatic Immunity ✔
Your diplomats can now sell an extra 1K batches
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Trick or Treat $15000000
Hand out meth like it's candy, and sell an additional 200% of sales at a time
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Lawyers 2.0 ✔
Your sleazy lawyers now use the Chewbacca Defense. They reduce risk by an additional 5%
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Brewing Vats ✔
Cook your meth in massive vats like the pros. Allows you to cook an additional 500 batches at a time.
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Platinum Boilers ✔
Improves purity by 10 IPUs!
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Better Lawyers ✔
Your sleazy lawyers now reduce risk by an additional 5%
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Diamond Flasks ✔
Further improves purity by 5 IPUs
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Extra Sleaze ✔
Your lawyers are now extra sleazy, and can sell an additional 10 batches at a time
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Carbon Filtration ✔
Filters out the extra deadly components, adding 3 IPUs
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Mobile Lab ✔
Completely outfit your RVs for maximum meth production, netting you 16 extra batches at a time
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Double Stuffed Mules ✔
Your Drug Mules can now sell an additional 16 batches at a time
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Platinum Burners ✔
Industrial grade platinum burners improve meth purity by 3 IPUs
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Mariachi Band ✔
An authentic narcocorrido band to sing the tale of you and your meth. Allows you to charge an extra $5 per batch
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Van Jingle ✔
Your drug vans play a catchy jingle to attract more customers, selling 5 more batches at a time
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Personal Enforcer ✔
Hire a personal enforcer to prevent your shit from getting stolen, you can now sell an extra 100 batches at a time
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Hazmat Suit ✔
Now you can cook without regard for personal safety! Make an additional 100 batches at a time
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Industrial HVAC ✔
Keep the fumes out. You can now cook 100 more batches at a time
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Shed Propane ✔
Outfit your Storage Sheds with propane and propane accessories. They cook another 0.8 batches at a time
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Dealer Heat ✔
Now your dealers are packin' heat, allowing them to safely sell another half-batch at a time
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Titanium Burners ✔
Spaceship-grade burners improve meth purity by 1 IPU
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Hardened Glass Boilers ✔
Further improves meth purity by 1 IPU
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RV Solar Panels ✔
Harness the power of the sun! Allows your RV cooks to make an additional 2.5 batches at a time
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Stuffed Mules ✔
Your Drug Mules can now sell an additional 2.5 batches at a time
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Dealer Slacks ✔
Your dealers now wear nice slacks, reducing suspicion by 1%
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Porkpie Hat ✔
This early 20th century hat keeps the sun out of your eyes, allowing you to make an additional 50 batches at a time
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Spinnin' Rims ✔
Roll with style! Improves the sale rate of your dealers by .2/s
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Glass Flasks ✔
Further improves meth purity by another 0.5 IPU
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Steel Burners ✔
Improves meth purity by another 0.5 IPU
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Portable Power Generator ✔
Provides extra power to your RVs - adding 0.5 production per second
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Stainless Steel Cookware ✔
Improves meth purity by 0.5 IPU
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Gas Stove ✔
Improves meth purity by 0.5 IPU
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Prescription Glasses ✔
Your nerdy specs make your buyers feel they can trust you more; you can now sell 5 additional batches at a time
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Exhaust Fan ✔
You can now cook 5 more batches at a time
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Dealer Business Cards ✔
Improves sale rate of your dealers by .1/s
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Electric Hotplate ✔
Used for cooking
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Cheap Cookware ✔
Used to cook stuff
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Goatee ✔
Your mighty goatee intimidates buyers into buying more product; you can now sell an extra batch at a time
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Air Fresheners ✔
With the sweet sent of pine in the air, you can cook an extra batch at a time.