Average suburban use? Why the wall of light?
My new favorite muggle light has been the Sofrin SC31B. Click on, hold for 5 mode ramp that wraps around. Click off. Double click for Strobe, Hold for psycho strobe. Click off. Long hold when off turns on the switch LEDs, which also serve as a battery indicator when you turn the light on.
“Kit” includes battery and micro USB cable. Get 2 for $46 at Amazon, and Dad can leave one in his coat pocket.
PS - If you do chose the SP36, there’s a 30% off code.