No one's gonna comment on my buttseks joke?
That's a good joke, dammit! 
Piece of art!
Piece o’ fart?
Obviously butt jokes are his farte. 
Take a throw away light and coat all the threads in red loctite. Then send it sky lumen for an upgrade. Watch how it comes back. LoL.
But could it be put back together? 
This isn’t CPF lmao
I honestly expect most people here are OCD enough to try to avoid damaging their stuff, but then there also might be people like my dad who just do whatever even if it’s blatantly ridiculous
spoil us please
I LOL, and so did my wife. Nice one!