+1. Now that was a funny thread. Long since deleted, of course.
I really appreciate the thread titled LED’s & Other Stuff . There is so much information contained here that one could read for hours on this thread alone.
Matt
Pet Diaries:
Excerpts from a Dog's Diary:
* 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
* 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
* 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
* 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
* 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
* 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
* 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
* 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
* 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
* 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
* 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!
Excerpts from a Cat's Diary:
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.
Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.
Bastards!
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow - but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
Nitecorn thread made me laugh for days.
here;
I still laugh when I see that picture. Makes me wish they would make it with that name, I’d buy it!
Later,
Keith
I like the threads where Boaz replies....with a joke!
also his "Daily Joke thread" is hilarious..
lots of funny jokes from lots of members!
oh, and I like the wallbuys sales thread ;)
Give a little back, a lathe for Old Lumens
This one really shows off the true friendship and generosity found here at BLF. I think this will be my favorite for a long time to come. :bigsmile:
Thanks for your vote of confidence ChibiM.
i liked the thread where a new dealer who was going to start selling lights .. said some stupid stuff ...took a bunch of heat ... became a troll and then offered a pretty decent light to the first member to put on and wear a diaper .
still brings tears to my eyes
yes