DX Offers - Lucky Bag (?!)

[fishinfool]

Aloha and welcome to BLF Varxam!

[scaru]

Welcome to BLF. So you didn’t get a fleshlight?

[Milan]

@PilotPTK

I don’t even feel lucky when I order from DX knowing what I’m buying! No way would I sink $46 into anything more unknown than a regular DX order.

I could sign that

[Varxam]

No flesh light. Are those the lights that detect bodily fluids on sheets an carpets? Would’ve been more useful than the junk I did receive. Lol.

[Speedsix]

@Varxam

No flesh light. Are those the lights that detect bodily fluids on sheets an carpets? Would’ve been more useful than the junk I did receive. Lol.

Nope, a fleshlight is not a light at all.

[DCX]

Well its a flashlight host of sorts

[soytnly]

@DCX

Well its a flashlight host of sorts

It’s an umm, friendly host, but you have to provide the high power emitter

[DCX]

lets just say its one that won’t get a bad review for not having the threads lubed

[edc]

bwahahahahahahaha!

[raccoon]

Welcome to the family, Varxam!

[SashiX]

lol, best thread :bigsmile:

[Haggai]

@Varxam

I just received my $57.09 “lucky bag” from dx. I knew it was a gamble to jump into this but it was late at night and I was bored. Received:
1 pair of dr dre solo he headphones (which are clearly fakes)
1 bag that contained a dozen angry birds plastic birds/pigs
1 20 mW green laser
1 ndstt.com card that appears to be intended to hack a Nintendo new
1 key finder keychain (that beeps when you press a separate credit card-sized device)

As others have mentioned, bag o crap wouldve been a more accurate description. Blah.

How does it all add up to 142$ value?
Maybe they sent you the 18$ lucky bag by mistake? (and even then I can’t see how the products you mentioned are worth 46$… maybe if the laser is one of the fancy ones with 18650 or gun mount?)