Finding a friend with no knowledge of flashligts with a better and cheaper than mine running on AAAs.
REAL: Try to impress your friend and put your IPX light into the water and the flashlight suddenly turn off. Fortunately was only an empty battery in the wrong moment
UNREAL: The brightest flashlight in the world with only strobe and blink mode and you can't swap the circuit...
Your in the middle of nowhere at night, only have your keychain light with you knowing something like this lurk in the area.
And that light is not helping because its somewhere inside that thing which was released by popular demand!
Jumping on a highly anticipated torch within hours of it's release only to find out after it's too late to cancel the order that it's a huge POS and calling it a half-assed attempt by the manufacturer would be a compliment.
Johnny
Opening up BLF one day to discover a hideous new logo that looks like every other crappy logo in the world.
Buying a cheap $10 dollar light and about $50 dollars worth of parts to make something decent out of it only to find it on DX the next day exactly as you built it for $11.99.
The electricity goes out in your house, then you hear a noise so you grab your trusty old flashlight and start to investigate. You get to the corner of the hallway and turn and this is what you see:
lol your just too much Pete.....
Seeing all the HK/Chinese online-shops shutting down the same time and not coming back...
Is that Sasha?
Hahahaha....that was funny regardless of who that is. hahahaha
My eyes! My poor useless eyes!
You just had to, right, fishinfool?
Gave me a heartattack!
Now I'm gonna have a nightmare... I better leave a flashlight on, just in case.
I hate when you guys do this someones going to get a heart attack one day and BLF will get sued and it will be game over for everyone here.
:|
I laughed!
A picture of that thing in a red shirt, quoted and copied repeatedly in an otherwise painless thread.
onceisenoughalreadyFoy
Using your flashlight to look at dirty magazines under the covers .....and finding your mom on the magazines cover.
Insane pirates with eye patches are after your flashlight collection because all lost their eyesight by looking into the business end of flashlights ....And they have a gator (^ that big)... as a pet.
Blf and Cpf merger .
Flashlight batteries go nuclear..and yours melt down.