How loud do ya fart.......

My rookie post:

Favourite joke of mine.

A very prim and gentile old lady goes to visit her doctor one day.

“I’m not sure why I’m really here…… I seem to have to have a slight problem with passing gas, but it’s not really a problem…. There’s no smell and they are silent. As a matter of fact I’ve passed gas 3 times while I’ve been talking to you.”

“Hmmmm, I want you to take this medication and come back and see me in 2 weeks.”

2 weeks later the old lady storms into the office indignantly. “What on EARTH did you give me. I still have the gas problem and they are still silent… but the SMELL!!! I can barely stay in the same room!”

“Okay, now that we’ve cleared up your nose we can works on the ears….”

Hopefully light posts in the future, but light humour first I guess….