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Someone talk me out of buying the maxtoch!
The group buy is closed, but you could probably beg one off of one of the members that signed up for multiple flashlights. Just ask:
Absolutely. And it’s not just your ‘toy budgets’ but everything. “SWMBO” is more than an acronym, it’s a real truth. “Compromise” is a code-word meaning she will get her way. A ‘Marriage License’ is a legal document giving her everything even if it says otherwise. I only wear a suit for occasions such as funerals and weddings, both sad events denoting a great loss to someone I care about. My condolences 
Phil