just gotta have a lumitact g700 scam flashlight? $5.15 delivered

My dad was looking at this one morning and had nearly ordered one. Then he told me about it and I looked and just started laughing. And he was STILL hell-bent on buying it, until I actually showed him where he could have it for a virtual song and how it differs nothing from the ever-industrious Chinese junk mills I’ve warned him about before.