If my dog looked like hers , I wouldn't look for it if it ran away .
I too have a aversion to football dogs… If you can kick it 20 yards… It’s not a dog…. But alas, my wife brings this retarded Westie in here… I hate that little dog. But it loves me. Whatcha gonna do ?? LOL
There is nothing unmanly about having a cat that poops outside, even if the neighbors point and laugh… they’re just jealous.
I like cats, I just can’t eat a whole one by myself…. 
That’s why we have a Maine Coon Cat. They are more like a dog than some dogs I know. Plus, for ease of maintenance, they poop inside. Moreover, in a truly bad situation, he’s big enough to feed the whole family. 
[Dear ASPCA, JK about that]
How big is your Maine Coon cat, would love to see a picture!! I think they are so gorgeous!!
Dale, what an awesome story!! 
Good on you Dale, nothing wrong with showing humanity, keeps the world a better place imo.
He’s in my avatar. My wife put him up there thinking you guys would bust my chops. He weighs 21 Lbs. Best cat we ever had!
Thanks for sharing.
You should bookmark: http://catrecipes.com/
And a little ditty: http://catrecipes.com/pekingmoon.html
OMG! That was great. Especially the video in the second link. I bookmarked the first link in my wife’s cooking folder. Anyone care to guess how long it will be before she finds it? I’ll give a prize to anyone who comes within an hour of her commenting to me about it.
Monday at 4:59pm bob
Great story, Dale. Glad the little girl had you to thank for her dog's safe return. 8)
Sunday 2:15pm
Now make sure I win and get cake for the prize! 
Contest is still on, but to get more fun out of it and not mess up Dale’s thread anymore than I have, it’s been moved to here. If you want in, post at the new thread. Thanks.
aint it great making a lil kids day?
I remember when I was young. Nothing is more stressful for a young child than a pet being AWOL.