Dirk Digglerfire….
You city folks are so naughty.
Hey mate how did your company come up with Orca torch?
Balls O’ Fire™
Light up the night with enhanced Nocturnal Emitters.
Having Jerry Lee Lewis songs in the commercials should sell millions!
Goodness, gracious!
I haven't seen this before in Nebraska.
” SAR-Lite ” for a regular brand, then Fakefire or Constipationfire for a cheapo brand.
Porn name: Noxluxx Holmes
Ethnic Phonetic: Owndenite
Mentally challenged: Duh Lite
Politically subjective: Coal4Lite, southern version: Co-fo-lite Democratic version: No-Coal-4lite Republican version: GO-TRUMP-Lite
All jokes aside:
Noxluxx for the win.
Cannibalfire! :smiling_imp:
+1 vote for “Constipationfire”! I love the irony, since the “fire” usually accompanies the opposite of “constipation”.
For their first model, I’d propose “Coprolite”…
SpitFire 
Anus fire 
Deycore
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