Uranusfire could be your number two light.
This has been the Best Review i have read in a long time, Funny but yet still gets to the bottom of things in the end. Love your Work, here’s to more of it. In fact alot of the comments following the Review were just as Entertaining as the Review itself, You should all take a Bow (just not in front of some of the people who commented on uranus {No Names}). This has turned an otherwise bad day into one where i find myself PMSL. Thanks to you All. Cheers
Good review, Tecmo, and funny (well, I was cringing at points). I just hope you disinfected that poor little light and put the lanyard in the washer. He’s been traumatized, no doubt. Even those from Uranus need love and care.
Funny!
I see you didn't check the o-ring for elasticity
:D hahahahah
LOL :D!
Fun to read :bigsmile: hey Tecmo your toilet must be very clean…if it was my toilet, after taking it out i will submerge it in alcohol for three days before i touch it again.
Nice review Tecmo. :bigsmile:
The sealing looks pretty good for the money. Mind to disassemble the head? I never seen tearing down of a dive light and wonder what are the differences that make it more water-tight.
Found the old pictures. They might be in the wrong places but I had to get this back working!
Uranus returns! Great review, seemed a bit long winded though. I feel like you really tried to stretch it out a bit…
I got a good laugh out of it though, along with all the comments, too punny!
ehhm, family forum
How did I ever miss this review??? Awesome… I love Uranus!
I’m gonna necro this just for the lolz, someone other than me might be needing a good laugh and a memory lane trip straight back to 5th grade 
Tecmo, you have ascended to godhood with this review.
Wow… didn’t realize this brand has been around for such a long time.
Like I mentioned in the other thread, even at $17 it’s pricy. You can easily get uranus fire after spending only $10 on an Indian lunch buffet.
Glad this was resurrected because I would have likely never seen it. Absolutely the best review of a flashlight I have read since being a member of BLF. Very Humorous.
I’m partial to a “hot” acarajé myself. It’s way cheaper and tastes good on the way in, while the UranusFire output is manageable.
Thanks for reviving this Jack Kellar!! 
I thought for sure the reference to Uranusfire in another thread recently was a joke. 
“This is what Uranus looks like sideways”
Strange… mine looks different. 
Could you boost the output of Uranus with ghost peppers?
What I really want to know is, does Uranus have a moon mode? Not that I’m asking to see it… 