Everyone has heard that pi are not squared, they are round.
Wellp, I gotta admit, that certainly qualified. 
We had a goofy teacher who used to ācorrectā the kids who said ā 2 pi R squaredā heād say āNo cake are square pi are roundā.
Nope, cornbread r squared, cake r round.
I knew Yogi had a big olā mean-streakā¦
Worse, heās an angry drunk.
Especially after he was jailed for beating BooBoo into a coma.
Sad dayā¦
A Freudian Slip is when you say one thing, but you mean your mother.
Where do you find the meaning of life?
The dictionary
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Yesterday, a beautiful girl asked me if I wanted to watch a movie. She said, āWhat movie would you like to see?ā
I said, āYou pick.ā
She said, āYou pick.ā
I said, āI donāt care. You pick.ā
She said, āSir, there are people waiting behind you waiting to buy tickets.ā
She said, āYou pick.ā
I said, āI donāt care. You pick.ā
She said, āSir, there are people waiting behind you waiting to buy tickets.ā
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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later thereās a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail.
The snail says: āWhat the hell was that all about?
Did you hear that the guy who wrote the hokey pokey song recently died? They couldnāt close the casket at his funeral.
Because they put his left foot in , he put his right foot out
Low-Background Metal
The only effect on the history books were a few confusing accounts of something called 'Greek fire.'
Good one. 
Careful guys so that this doesnāt turn into a politics thread. Iāve seen these things get ugly fast, thatās definitely not what we want to happen in lighthearted joke thread.
I have delegated my post.
In view of the dozens of Obama jokes on this thread I assumed that a few Trump jokes would be acceptable ( and they are funny ).
Your knowledge of the forum members is far greater than mine though so please accept my apologies.
Thanks, appreciate it! :+1: As always, Iād like to clarify that Iām not trying to enforce any sort of political agenda here, I simply step in to prevent politics of any leaning from being discussed here, because it always lead to fights.
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Good point. Joke image removed. Thanks for the friendly heads up. :+1:
That's a really mean spirited video.
Not much offends me, but that video is over-the-top offensive.