Hahaha his just to smart for that as a matter of fact we have azerty (French) keyboards but use them as US international.
But hmm making it Chinese or something would raise his eyebrows hmmmm….
Dang he got me 
He melted chocolate and smeared it on the toilet seat.
He really got me for a second there.
Also he tried hiding my phone, but forgot to turn the audio down, so that was easy found.
Got him back with the idea from the Gearbest GAW
He did not get frustrated and had it fixed in no time but admitted he got pranked 