My Morning

Happy story of the day…
So we wake up this morning. We are putting the dogs out. I have to do something so Angela is watching the dogs. I walk out and Angela is outside. I figure she is having a problem so I walk out to check on her. It’s like 5 am and nobody needs to be outside this early in the morning.
I walk out and Angela is holding this little squirming bundle of fur. Being half asleep my first thought was Angela had caught the coyote. Upon closer inspection, it was a little well groomed Pomeranian.
Being that we have had coyote problems of late. We brought him inside. ( Didnt want him to get ate ). Well… our house was instantly transformed into a total mad house.
The little hyper shit was running all over. Ever see a small Pomeranian trying to hump a 80lb coon dog? It’s pretty funny, Although Lady did not share my humor of the situation. She tossed the little shit several times.
We fed him & laughed at his antics for a bit. Trying to figure out what to do with him. After eating and harassing the shit out of the two girl dogs. He wanted to go out… We put him on the lease and let him out.
That’s when we heard a little girl calling for a dog. I walked out and asked the little girl if she had lost a dog. She said yes and sprinted to our porch… I wish I could have gotten a picture of the little girls face.
A cheshire cat would be green with envy at the size of the smile & happiness on that little girls face. I handed her the puppy, which she hugged till I thought the little things eyes were going to pop out of its head.
The last I saw of her she was running back across the lot to her father… Yelling THANK YOU MISTER!!! Kinda put me in a awesome mood this morning… Just the happiness , relief , & joy on that young ladies face.

If my dog looked like hers , I wouldn't look for it if it ran away .

I too have a aversion to football dogs… If you can kick it 20 yards… It’s not a dog…. But alas, my wife brings this retarded Westie in here… I hate that little dog. But it loves me. Whatcha gonna do ?? LOL

There is nothing unmanly about having a cat that poops outside, even if the neighbors point and laugh… they’re just jealous.

I like cats, I just can’t eat a whole one by myself…. :smiley:

That’s why we have a Maine Coon Cat. They are more like a dog than some dogs I know. Plus, for ease of maintenance, they poop inside. Moreover, in a truly bad situation, he’s big enough to feed the whole family. :stuck_out_tongue:

[Dear ASPCA, JK about that]

How big is your Maine Coon cat, would love to see a picture!! I think they are so gorgeous!!

Dale, what an awesome story!! :wink:

Good on you Dale, nothing wrong with showing humanity, keeps the world a better place imo.

He’s in my avatar. My wife put him up there thinking you guys would bust my chops. He weighs 21 Lbs. Best cat we ever had!

Thanks for sharing.

You should bookmark: http://catrecipes.com/

And a little ditty: http://catrecipes.com/pekingmoon.html

OMG! That was great. Especially the video in the second link. I bookmarked the first link in my wife’s cooking folder. Anyone care to guess how long it will be before she finds it? I’ll give a prize to anyone who comes within an hour of her commenting to me about it.

Monday at 4:59pm bob

Great story, Dale. Glad the little girl had you to thank for her dog's safe return. 8)

Sunday 2:15pm

Now make sure I win and get cake for the prize! :slight_smile:

Contest is still on, but to get more fun out of it and not mess up Dale’s thread anymore than I have, it’s been moved to here. If you want in, post at the new thread. Thanks.