Sometimes the facts and sources have us hopping from one foot to the other though as time passes.
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This made me laugh.
Masks donāt work. Masks make it worse. Maybe masks work, but not for you, it helps others. Ok masks work. Everyone has to wear masks or be arrested.
But not police officers.
Stay in your home or garden, but if we see you we will order you to go inside or try to arrest you on your own property.
You can exercise but if we see you driving all alone to a secluded exercise spot we will stop and fine you.
Itās not airborne. It may be airborne. Itās airborne, but only to 6 feet. Itās airborne, but to 20 feet. Itās airborne and stays in the air for 3 hours. Maybe it isnāt airborne after all, air and sunshine kill it. Go outside, it will make you feel better.
It lasts on surfaces for under an hour. Maybe a week. Maybe a day. We donāt think getting it from surfaces is a vector of transmission. Wash all your groceries. You canāt get it from eating food. Make sure to cook takeout food to 250 degrees to kill any virus on it. Eating out is fine, as long as youāre outside.
You canāt get it twice. Wait, you can actually have it and it can reappear once itās gone. Nevermind, that was poor testing, you canāt get it twice. Having it may not give any immunity to getting it again. Ah shit, we donāt know, but weāre making a vaccine which may work. It may not work also, but youāre going to have to get it to do anything in life. But we arenāt forcing it on you, itās your choice. If you donāt want it, you can just live at home and never go to work or school or the grocery store again, and you also canāt see anyone in your family, but itās your choice we arenāt forcing it on you, but it may work but it may also not work but you have to have it. Vaccines take 3 years to make, but we can get this done in 2 years while staying to safety guidelines. We canāt wait for safety guidelines, weāre going to have it ready by fall.
The peak is going to be April 5th. 10 days to slow the spread! 15 days to slow the spread! 30 days to slow the spread! Itās going to kill 3 million Americans. Itās going to kill 250k Americans. Itās going to kill 30k Americans. No 60k. No 50k. 45 days to slow the spread! The peak is coming May 1st. The peak is coming June 15th. The peak is actually a different peak for every state. Itās actually a different peak for every city in every state. 90 days to slow the spread! We hit our peak. We havenāt hit our peak yet. We arenāt going to hit our peak.
Our hospitals are overwhelmed, weāve run out of ventilators and people are dying at home.
Our hospitals are closing up because nobody is in them, nurses are being furloughed. We have an abundance of ventilators, weāre giving them to other countries. Ventilators save lives.
Our hospitals are overwhelmed! Quick build some 5000 capacity Nightingale units.
Nightingale hospitals have only seen 35 patients each, weāre closing them down after a month.
We need to send nurses & doctors home.
Covid tests give a lot of false positives but are reliable.
95% of deaths are now covid related.
Heart attack - covid. Car crash - covid.
Covid tests may give false positives and also some from China may have covid pre-installed.
Itās just a little āshared sacrificeā. Some are sharing the sacrifice by being unemployed, some are sharing the sacrifice by eating Jeniās ice cream out of their 24k freezer instead of going to Capitol Hill and doing their job. Weāre in the Greater Depression, but the economy is great and weāre going to bounce right back out of this.
Some people count on every penny from their job to cover the cost of living, weāll give you 80% of that,no pressureā¦
Stay inside, save lives and donāt be selfish. Go outside, sunlight kills the virus. If you go outside, you will be arrested. Eating outside may be the path forward for restaurants in the summer. Support your local restaurants, but stay inside.
Weāve got drones watching remote beauty spots for lockdown offenders.
Weāre ruining lakes with dyes to deter visitors.
Ok we stopped with the spy drones but weāre watching park benches now.
We will jail lockdown offenders.
We will release criminals due to covid.
HCQ, zinc, and zpack can save lives. HCQ is actually very dangerous. Trials show HCQ, zinc and zpack reduces duration of virus when given early. VA trials show HCQ killed most people who took it.
China patents Remdesivir for use against coronavirus. Two months later, US thinks Remdesivir may help against coronavirus. Trials show Remdesivir doesnāt help against coronavirus. Trials show Remdesivir helps against coronavirus.
Studies show majority of transmission is between families living together. Enforced lockdowns, you must stay at home with your family. If one of you gets sick, we are thinking of taking you out of your house and put you in quarantine.
The old are mostly at risk.
We are forcing elderly care homes to take covid infected.
Stay inside or die of infection but being packed into public transport and supermarkets is ok.
No, wait, itās only ok if you stay 2m apart.
Wear a mask but our checkout staff are immune so they donāt have to. But stay on the yellow footprints.
And we had some top officials telling us to stay in lockdown while galavanting around seeing their bits on the side, second homes, driving around to test if they could drive to their second home etcā¦
Face masks made compulsory on PT after three months in England but not Scotland.