(I’m the parts manager for a body shop that specializes in high-end cars. My shop is contracted to do all the warranty work for several dealerships in the area. I have just returned to work after taking sick leave and am still getting my head back in the game.)
Me: “I know that you can get custom nameplates for your vehicles, but since when does Land Rover provide them?”
Estimator: “What do you mean?”
Me: “I just got our shipment and these came in for that Discovery you’re dealing with, the one with the new hatchback.”
Estimator: “And?”
Me: holding up two packages, each with a pre-arranged series of letters ready to put on the vehicle “I’ve never seen anyone so proud of their hobbies. I mean, who would put “VERY DISCO” on their car?”
(My coworker reaches over and swaps the packages around so I can see that they combine to spell “DISCOVERY.”)
I requested identification from a department-store customer who had just written a personal check for her purchase. After fumbling through her purse, she presented me with what she said was the only thing that bore both her name and address.
It was a notice of insufficient funds from her bank.
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A blind man walks into a bar (not knowing it was a women’s gay bar) and orders a drink. When his drink arrives he ask the bartender if she would like to hear a dumb blonde joke. She says “O sure tell it! But before you do you need to know I’m a blonde and ain’t afraid to fight a man. The woman on your right is a blonde and a world class kick boxer. The woman on your left is also a blond and teaches martial arts and we all hate dumb blonde jokes.” The blind man pays for his drink and starts toward the door. Bartenders yells “What’s the matter scared? Forget the joke?” Blind man says “No just didn’t feel like telling it three f$&!ing times.”
He has two tickets for the Alabama game this Saturday, both box seats. He paid $4,500 each and didn’t realize when he bought them, that it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. IF you’re interested, he’s looking for someone to take his place. It’s at The Lutheran Church, in Vestavia Hills at 3 pm. Her name is Sally, she’s 5’4”, blonde hair, about 125 lbs, really sweet girl, and a good cook…She will be the one in the white dress.
