I'm sure we all have a bunch of them. I'll start with two recent ones...
I showed a couple guys at work a picture of my current collection and the one guy (who probably owns two flashlights total) says, "Is that all you have? I thought you would have a lot more." Grrrr...
And then today the wife saw me tailstanding my Xeno E03 in the bathroom instead of turning the bathroom light on. She said "You're a nerd!" LOL I told her I was saving energy and she was like "whatever dude."
The wife likes my obsession when she needs a light but teases me about it for fun all the time. :D
I do this all of the time just to see how well they do as candles. On medium, the XENO E03 is the perfect power outage light. 4 hours of light, medium is the first mode, tail stands perfectly and enough light to light up a whole room. Last time I went camping, I had my XENO in hand more than I had my Spark in hand because it was just the right amount of light and I had a case full of Powergenix and Eneloops at hand.
Or - things a flashaholic doesn't like to see - like returning from holiday last thursday to find my 15yr old daughter has had a party, and every one of my flashlights has been stolen (around 20) along with a grands worth of phones and laptops. Still in shock....