THEY SAY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS LIKE A FINE WINE ...
that's why I keep them in the cellar
THEY SAY A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS LIKE A FINE WINE ...
that's why I keep them in the cellar
But not the Golden Age of Teevee.
Fail.
The plane is going down and needs to be lightened .
There's a Jew, a priest , a black guy ,a Polish guy ,a young boy ,a hillbilly , the pope and an old train conductor.
Each making a fine case why them jumping from the plane would be a bad idea . Two people must jump... and finally the young boy says I'm young and willing to sacrifice myself and would like to do the honorable thing ...So he goes to the door of the plane and he jumps. Then the priest jumps out of the plane.
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If you give wolves some alcohol they’ll show that muscle even they may dance after fully drinking it
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So… she’s 37?
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12 years ago
Great toddlers and great movie. The older one is very understanding towards the younger.
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Might be a repost
Seen today:
BRA vs BAR?
The same letters and for both men are waiting eagerly to open…
What’s green & pear shaped ?
A pear.
Funny, but when a cow-orker and I were sitting right outside the boss’s office, people treated us (mainly him, ’cause he was right outside her door) like the receptionist or secretary.
"Do you know where X is?"
"Can you tell X to call me when she gets back?"
"Do you know when X will be back?"
ad nauseam.
He made up a rather large poster, listing things like
No, I don't know where X is.
I have no idea when X will be back.
Sorry, I can't take messages for X.
and on, and on, a full page’s worth.
X thought it was funny, but “coincidentally” a week or two later when the COO stopped by, the COO read it, got a chuckle, but it was taken down within hours.
Funny, but when a cow-orker and I were sitting right outside the boss’s office, people treated us (mainly him, ’cause he was right outside her door) like the receptionist or secretary.
"Do you know where X is?"
"Can you tell X to call me when she gets back?"
"Do you know when X will be back?"
ad nauseam.
He made up a rather large poster, listing things like
No, I don't know where X is.
I have no idea when X will be back.
Sorry, I can't take messages for X.
and on, and on, a full page’s worth.
X thought it was funny, but “coincidentally” a week or two later when the COO stopped by, the COO read it, got a chuckle, but it was taken down within hours.
Funny how close that scenario is to the original one. XO staff with no humor… not a fun place to work.