Why is Pedobear pulling out a pawful of cash?
Wait! Don't answer that!
Why is Pedobear pulling out a pawful of cash?
Wait! Don't answer that!
The Social Dynamics of Basic Math
Adjusting a Chair
When I was looking at the box, I should have thought more about what "360 degrees of freedom" meant.
Waiting for the But
The âBe positiveâ reminded me of this one:
Appendicitis
Fortunately, after a brief skirmish, I seem to have gained the upper hand in the battle against my internal organs, at least until they learn to read and find out the mean stuff I've said about them.
Little Johnny was scared of the mosquitoes around him. He asked his father what to do.
âJust turn the light off, son, and theyâll go awayâ
He did so, and in the darkness, started to see fireflies.
âIt didnât work, dad! Now theyâre coming with flashlights!â
Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver... Canât believe Iâve spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it!
Just in time for Mother's Day:
Alternate Histories
I⌠donât get it.
Anyhoo, âalternate historyâ that I do like:
Man: before we go any further, we must agree upon which stopword we will use.
Woman: stop!
Look⌠itâs Moth Man!
Haha but usually use another word
Swimming
Just remember that a shark big enough to tear you apart violently can swim in water up to your knees.
But if all those so ripped apart wouldâve had a Klarus flashlight with tactical strobe, theyâd still be alive today.