Top Ten Complaints of a BLF member after buying the Moon

1. Wasn’t as big as shown in the Picture
2. Was all Flood
3. Surface was really dirty
4. Wouldn’t take a Protected Cell
5. Only puts out full Lumens 2 days out of the Month
6. Has Lousy PWM
7. Tint was too Blue
8. Tint was too Red
9. Only lights up for 9 hours in Winter
10. I think it’s a Clone

Feel free to add other complaints.

Have fun
Later,
FULL MOON KEITH !!! :slight_smile: :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

It’s made of stinky cheese…

Moons usually are. :Sp

I do like the moonlight mode though…

Werewolves tend to act up…

Doesn’t fit in your pocket. :frowning:

No strobe modes though. :smiley:

According to the UN no one can own the moon 8)

However they did not say non human entities are forbidden from claiming ownership, so if you have any pets or martians hiding in your
basement they should be able to lay claim to the moon. Somehow i now have the desire to ask Alf.

Or one of these other aliens

The flags left behind by Apollo missions are causing beam artifacts.

Needs to be de-domed.

Treaty will last until someone gets there and plants a butt.

My only gripe with the moon is it needs a lot of work, more phosphor layers.

C’mon somebody has to do it :bigsmile:

May as well be me, old enough to know better, to young to resist :stuck_out_tongue:

Cheers David

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

That crossed my mind

This thing is junk, I want my $0.11 back.
Contacted the man in the moon, he isnt returning my emails.
The man in the moon, blamed the courier, Marvin the Martian.
Its lunacy I tells ya.

It’s really hard to mod.

And the tint is a bit too yellow.

- doesn’t come with rings, even uranus does

- not centered

- no star

- i like that it’s solid not hollow

- not upgradable

- it’s solar powered

- no warranty

  • very long life span

OP reflector is dusty

My reflector prints on it. Not fingerprints, footprints! |(
I want someone fired for this!

Sent to wrong address, probably the dark side of the moon!! Not the light I ordered when it did finally show up and then they want a stinking video to prove that they sent the wrong dang light.

Wrong emitter! I ordered moon2.