Top Ten Complaints of a BLF member after buying the Moon

It is unregulated and not waterproof at all. Guys at CPF would not approve it.

That's no moon.

Who the hell would complain if they sent that instead of the moon? Fix the womp rat sized design flaw, yeah get estimates, and voila.

The amount of grit in the threads is ridiculous...

Tint is too cool. No pocket clip. Rolls around too easily.

I’m saving up to buy the sun.

Doesn’t seem to be regulated

There is an intermittent glitch. Now and then when the earth comes between the moon and the sun, the moon goes dark. Obviously a manufacturer fault.

Crater sized orange peel on the reflector

They shipped the wong won

Too big to edc

Wallboys shipped it to Sweden first...I may never get it

Banggood said they had it in inventory but were lying .

Thinking about having a group buy so i can get some free moon rocks.

Paypal dispute ...I got the sun by mistake . box was opened and it was obviously used ..solar flares missing.

Mine has still not arrived yet…. :email:

Hard to find the on/off button.

The dimming is very smooth, but the controls are difficult to understand. The manual has to be updated.

Problems with moisture due to the mass. Causes tidal waters.

Imperfections in ano as big as cities.

Uncomfortable to hold.

Gets too hot on a side, and too cold the other (poor thermal dissipation design in my book)

Can’t find suitable holster

Doesn’t even come with a lanyard, no accessories whatsoever.

Has the word “anus” in the name.

That thing has a complicated UI, you have to cycle through the 28 modes

What do you mean theres no cow?

Not really useful when u need it during the day.

The whole things fake, a scam by NASA (Needs Another Six Amps)

I think that only applies to your...

The dimming is fine, but a month to cycle it? Come on!

Something wrong with the on/off light sensor. Sometimes it is on during daytime and sometimes it is off during the night.

Is this what everyone ordered??

I'm getting worried with all of these complaints, & it's approaching the PP deadline....