super wierd things on aliexpress , with super great advertising

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super wierd things on aliexpress , with super great advertising

hi guys

whats the funnyest thingsyouve seen on aliexpress or wish or banggood etc

that the advert gets straight to the point and is super funny

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000104479565.html?spm=a2g0o.detail.1000...

“bigger dick”

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Strangely enough, that product is not available on Banggood.

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It’s super weird too the packaging has an American flag and bald eagle.

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Joshk wrote:
It’s super weird too the packaging has an American flag and bald eagle.
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Seems legit

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Well, it does work. I did some modelling for them, that’s me in the 2nd photo down. I got $50 and was happy with that at the time….I look back and think I should have pushed for more…. Wink

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Well, it does work. I did some modelling for them, that’s me in the 2nd photo down. I got $50 and was happy with that at the time….I look back and think I should have pushed for more…. Wink

Free lifetime supply of “bigger dick” cream

Them pictures are brilliant LOL

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Some of the questions and answers are brilliant

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That’s typical,all you see these days is bigger dick cream , I ve been looking for smaller dick cream for ages .

I find folding it in half helps ! Smile

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Want a Little Dick?

Eh, close enough…

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The “Give her love now” picture hints at applying it to your tongue, as well?

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All I can say is I won’t be needing that cream anytime soon!laughinginnocent

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Great, now that is going to be in all my add recommendation on every sight I go to.

This one is on Amazon, look at the 3rd add picture.
https://www.amazon.com/Ergonomic-Computer-Office-Midback-Chair/dp/B0147W...

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Swabs wrote:
The “Give her love now” picture hints at applying it to your tongue, as well?

“Of courth.”

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“Of courth.”

LOL!!!

Yes, that’s what a longer tongue will do, Big Smile But she will love it.

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Like I'm really gonna put anything from China on my dong...uhhh..no!

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From the Aliexpress page:

“ Please allow 1-2cm error due to manual measurement.”

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Swabs wrote:
Lightbringer wrote:
“Of courth.”

LOL!!!

Yes, that’s what a longer tongue will do, Big Smile But she will love it.

Doctors agree.

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Lightbringer wrote:
Swabs wrote:
Lightbringer wrote:
“Of courth.”

LOL!!!

Yes, that’s what a longer tongue will do, Big Smile But she will love it.

Doctors agree.


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I knew this would be good.