Where I'm going next week has no landline (BT want $50,000 to install one, the home cost a lot less than that) or cellular data signal. Can usually get voice but not always. The nearest place I can get a data signal is 30km away - across a few mountains. The road may, or may not, be passable. My car is dangerously useless in snow so signal hunting is not an option.
So if you don't get a reply, I'm not ignoring you - I just will not have seen the message.
And here it is - the building is about 300 years old, the walls are over a metre thick.
According to Google Earth the line of sight to the green conifers in the background is 380m. There is a river between the two power poles in the foreground.
This is right in the middle of where the whisky comes from...
Actually, I prefer English beer to Scottish, the Scottish stuff tends to be of very high original gravity and hence very strong. But there is a lot of residual sugar leading to a sweetish beer which I find unpleasant.
There is a distillery in England that makes whisky. I believe cats are involved.
You will carry 100 lights! I have something between 10 and 15, and I sometimes forget some of them around the house.. I don't know how can you avoid losing them!