I’m scared with all of that dust it’s going to be very dark. Maybe I should stock up on flashlights.
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I sure hope so! I’m gonna draw a great big X on the ground and lay down in the middle!
/S!!!
Well, more people came up with that idea. Maybe not blowing it to smithereens but to give it a little nudge.
Then came a reaction from Pencil-neck Inc.: do you know it takes about 10 years to plan such a mission?
Well, that’s a half hour I won’t get back. Nice place, and I needed a rest from digging my bunker. 
I’m not worried about asteroids, worlds end, politics, or paranoia. Someone said, ‘a foot in the past and a foot in the future, and you piss on the present.’ UK time is 03.16, there’s a storm howling outside, and I’m drinking sweet tea cos I can’t sleep tonight 
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Very wise words indeed!
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I was going to go and check their math.
NASA just published some new numbers.
0.005% ,1 in 20,000. So I’ll save myself a few hours and not bother checking their work.
And that’s a zero on the Torino scale.
I’m sure that some of you are using that system.
Using the more upscale Mercury Cyclone system.
The verdict is in! Latest calculations reveal that stone won’t impact with earth, or with the moon, at all 
Darn.
**oops, that slipped out like a wet turd…
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Awwww…