Hell no longer holds any fear for me. I’ve been to the mall. It’s freaking horrible!! It looks like a scene out of Dante’s Divine Comedy… Little wild eyed imps skipping along. Dragging behind them sunken eyed soulless husbands.
My imp was especially agile. 15 other imps all converging at one spot. My imp cut, spun, & accelerated thru the pack like a professional running back. Mean while I had to stop & pick up a few elderly imps I had toppled trying to keep up with her.
At the center of hell? Awaits horrors that should not be spoken. They call the center of hell two words. ‘Bath & Body’…. It’s a horrible place no man should ever see. The imps dash madly from shelf to shelf sniffing little bottles & handing each other coupons.
I was one of the lucky ones and escaped. God bless those poor husbands who weren’t as fortunate.
To funny. I try to stay away from the mall this late in the holiday season. Seems to bring out all the loonies!
Yup, Christmas always comes unexpected. My dad made his whole shopping yesterday and it seems it was a torture. We spoke on the phone several times because he still needed some ideas. I had to do some minor shopping (food and stuff) and even in the morning, everything was crowded as hell.
All my shopping was done online during the black friday - cyber monday weekend, you couldn’t pay me enough to go this weekend! Even my wife who did go was complaining about he crowds.
Had all our shopping done before Thanksgiving…. BUT!!! Being that I have dropped about 4 bills on flashlights, batteries, meters & such… She decided it was time for her to go shopping for herself. Who am I to argue? But why do I have to go?? LOL