Wow... You guys are the greatest! Although I'm not sure if y'all are still designing a flashlight or an I.E.D.
(Granted, Charlestt just wanted me to have breakfast...).
This brings up a good point though... After receiving my first xml drop in yesterday and being thoroughly underwhelmed at it only drawing 1.8a, I did a lil' driver swap. I had an extra SB 2.8a just itching for a new home. Once the pill was back together I noticed I had a hard time screwing the drop-in back into the solarforce host...Might be due to too much tinfoil, or more likey because of the band-aids and medical gauze around my fingers (Did y'all know soldering irons aren't just hot at the "tip"?).
Time for satisfaction: Pulled an IMR off the 'ol electron pump, dropped it in the tube, and presto: Instant disappointment. Not sure what all the fuss is about really. I did notice that I got a few more lumens out of it by utilizing the "pitchers throw" grip technique and slinging photons out the end.
After sitting and thinking (and pondering the virtues of Aloe Vera...), I came to realize that Boaz and my buddies on this forum just may be onto something....but the xml's just won't do: After a couple of quick calls to a vendor at work I procured this:
Gentlemen, May I present to you....the future of lighting and the final answer to all these so called emitters (or as I'm apt to say, Wee-mitters...)
The XXXMLBFG-2000: (queue 2001 Space Odyssey intro...)

And here's one of it mocking a 1200lm 2C Mag Mod:

And one more shot of my futile attempt at containing this much LED-Awesome...

Driven at a manly 32v yet only drawing a miserly 2.5a(Who said it's not practical...) it pours out a herculean 5,000lumens. The beauty of it is it only requires 8x18650's... a pittance compared to C4 and shorted Deep Cycles... I figure 5 of these beauties modded together will produce an earthbound light of an intensity last seen over Tunguska, Russia back in 1908...and essentially make the Sun it's bitch.
I'll post some beamshots when the project is complete (pending the outcome of the skin grafts and any legal injunctions...)
-Match1
1Disclaimer: All views and expressed ideas are solely derived from the holy trinity of bad posts: Alcohol, Lack of sleep, and a misplaced sense of humor. Poster takes no responsibility or liability of any kind due to the results of implementing the above information. Peace out, Guys.