This is my tactical pen. It’s actually a torch but it will scare any foe away with its ultimate supreme cuteness:
I have the duluxe edition with titanium glass breaker insert.
lol 
I might be interested…
This is my genuine 1 of a kind MUJI/Sanrenmu pen knife, I believe it is the only one is existence. Due to the rarity of this I am asking $500 but will consider what you have to trade.
For an additional $250 I can include the optional flashlight attachment, this ultra rare MUJI/Sanrenmu/ThruNite combo is unbelievable value for money. I can supply GENUINE 3M Scotch tape for an extra $125 per inch (you will need about 2 inches to attach the flashlight attachment).
I’ll take $1000 cash or send me a PM with what you have to trade, this deal of the decade wont last long at this low price.
Wow, ezarc, thats like, tactiCool!!!1111111111oneeleven
Rad shiet!
+1 ya’ll really need to get out of the house
:bigsmile:
Can’t tell whether I’m laughing more at the pen-knife ‘offer’, veer’s comment, or cone’s likely flashback of the tacticool ‘discussion’ …
I say sternly, “You are not allowed to use the word tacticool on this forum!”
BLAHAHAHA!
Well, I’m going to have to ban JackTheClipper now. Sorry, buddy.
I set out to prove that I'm no one's fool
So my EDC contains every tool
I'm a badass mall ninja
and to Hell I will send ya
If you ever say that I'm tacticool
You guys have a link to ‘the tacticool thread’?
I know very generally what happened but since its become legend I’d like to read or hear more.
One of a couple -seems like some of the posters changed names over this.
Actually no, within 21ft is the accepted distance where the human brain cannot react fast enough to prevent getting stabbed. Even a fat guy at 21ft can stab you.
It has been tested 
It’s legendary all right. Some of the best amateur bun fighting ever seen on the net. But then you could always count on the many iterations of Sparkymarky for pure entertainment.
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also what LE trains for as minimum distance befor black zone and trained to stop. Threat before crossing that threshold anything closer will end up CQC .
And how many people were shot “at” in the United States in 1992 relative to the number of people who died from gunshot wounds.
If a person is shot at then the bullet has to hit, hit somewhere vital, and even then, for as much as thirty seconds, the attacker can still wade in and attack. One of the stories I read in Handgun Stopping Power described how a man was stabbed in the back, turned around, shot his attacker in the throat, and then bled out. He died, the attacker recovered.
Knives make bigger holes, which leads to more bleeding, and at the range they operate at they’re more likely to connect hence, for an unskilled person, they are more likely to be lethal than guns.
Also that is what is known as selective use of statistics. Unless “knife wounds” is limited to “wounds resulting from the use of a knife as a weapon” it could be covering everything from slipping while cutting your lunch, to accidents while knife swallowing. How many of those occasions were specific examples of people using knives as weapons against people? Remembering also that that is in the US, where guns are the preferred weapon of everyone who wants a weapon. I seldom see anyone from the US describe a knife as their primary weapon, generally it’s presented as an off-hand backup. Even on YouTube when young people are discussing their favourite Cold Steel knife, they say something like, “well this is what I carry until I’m old enough to get a concealed carry permit.”
They then go and buy a Glock, and it has to be said that if I lived in the States, I would too.
I miss sparky marky :_(
I suggest you don’t believe or quote things you’ve read on the internet (including this post).
Permit carry of a pistol is still a relatively small percent of the population - I would guess less than 1% of the entire US population and perhaps 2 or 3 % in states having a long-standing carry permit program. There are a few states where open carry is legal, but in practice it is seldom done in any urban area. And the large population areas/states overwhelmingly lean the opposite direction.
I’ve been in many groups where US men and women were queried over a variety of EDC items and a knife is one of the most common (and sharp scissors are carried by a much higher percent of the remaining women than I ever expected). Tactical knives are decidedly not pre-eminent, but knives are very present outside of government institutional settings (schools, etc.)