Any other FLA's "Flashlight Lovers Anonymous” –my wife wants to know if we have a forum her and similar wives to talk about staying sane and in budget over their husbands compulsive disorder (flashlight fetish) IE: DWFLF The Disgruntled Wives of Flashlight Lovers Forums” –even though she is the love of my life she wonders sometimes… and I can only buy her so many “gifts” for Christmas, Anniversaries and birthdays you know!
I think having the wives talk would be a really bad idea. They would catch on to our secret delivery techniques that I am not at will to post in case they are watching.
Wifey forums are a bad thing!... Teach her to shoot a gun and when she gets to be a better/faster shot than you do, your flashlight addiction should slack off.
Bad idea. Have you taken your wife shooting? I am on my second one(wife) and I have been shooting since I was 10, I'm 43 now and by no means a bad shot, both women first time with a pistol ace shots. It's a known fact that women have better hand eye coordination then men so unless you want to be seriously embarrassed don't take them shooting, unless no ones around of course.
What about a wives forum about all the dangers that exist at night or dark places? You know, zombies, cockroaches, crocodiles, ufos, dark angels from hell and all the other creatures that are terrified by their husband's solarforces...