Funniest thing

Good morning everyone I saw this on Aliexpress it was so darn funny. A store on Aliexpress named Daakra headlight Store is advertising a Flashlight with ready………
998000000 lumens for under 2 dollars. It was so funny that I sent them a message proclaiming them the KINGS :crown: of outlandish lumen claims. Thought everyone could use a good laugh this early morning. :smiley: :

Just say it and they will come.

Are you suggesting my AA zoomie with 90,000lumens, may not be legit? What about the 14500cell that’s 12,000mAh? I thought I had the ‘good stuff’ spec’d above all major brands. My day has been ruined.

Lol and I was trying to lighten your day SORRY.

I just had to go and find it…

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001770421122.html

Reminds me of a Steven Wright joke though…maybe it’s like that…he was going to a 24hr convenience store and the guy was closing up.
“I thought you were open 24hrs!?”
“Not in a row”

Sure it puts out 998000000 lumens….9 lumens at a time. Then it dies :stuck_out_tongue:

They changed it. This morning it was under 2 dollar. But MAN I GOTTA GET ONE!!!

Hi,how many people jumped on this deal.lollmao

Oh boy here’s your chance the 998,000000 almost a billion lumens,has went back down to 1.29-1.39 Thats what it was last night then it went to 10.10 during the day then dropped back down. lol lmao

Nanolumens.

Amateurs, so close to 1 billion lumens, but so far.

Thats very funny and very true

For those who don’t want to click on the link, here are some screenshots:

Looks legit. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

Our flashlights don’t output almost a billion lumens like this one. Someone buy one and write a review!

Hold the phone…they just upgraded it.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002081210289.html

Just 1000000lm more and I’ll consider it.

Funny thing is that is looks like it could be a decent light, side light, charge remaining indicator…

Daakra contacted me last night. Saying, No thanks.I asume they were saying no thanks to being the kings of outlandish lumen claims. Then I told them that they were atopic of discussion on the BLF they then sent a smiley face.I then told them they should send me a light for the free publicity I got them. Then they blocked me. LMAO I was cracking up.

My oh my they added a million more lumens to the light since I first saw it.It really makes me wonder about the mentality of those who are running Daakra. Wow!!