Good morning everyone I saw this on Aliexpress it was so darn funny. A store on Aliexpress named Daakra headlight Store is advertising a Flashlight with ready………
998000000 lumens for under 2 dollars. It was so funny that I sent them a message proclaiming them the KINGS of outlandish lumen claims. Thought everyone could use a good laugh this early morning.
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Just say it and they will come.
Are you suggesting my AA zoomie with 90,000lumens, may not be legit? What about the 14500cell that’s 12,000mAh? I thought I had the ‘good stuff’ spec’d above all major brands. My day has been ruined.
Lol and I was trying to lighten your day SORRY.
I just had to go and find it…
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001770421122.html
Reminds me of a Steven Wright joke though…maybe it’s like that…he was going to a 24hr convenience store and the guy was closing up.
“I thought you were open 24hrs!?”
“Not in a row”
Sure it puts out 998000000 lumens….9 lumens at a time. Then it dies
They changed it. This morning it was under 2 dollar. But MAN I GOTTA GET ONE!!!
Hi,how many people jumped on this deal.lollmao
Oh boy here’s your chance the 998,000000 almost a billion lumens,has went back down to 1.29-1.39 Thats what it was last night then it went to 10.10 during the day then dropped back down. lol lmao
Nanolumens.
Amateurs, so close to 1 billion lumens, but so far.
Thats very funny and very true
For those who don’t want to click on the link, here are some screenshots:
Looks legit.
Our flashlights don’t output almost a billion lumens like this one. Someone buy one and write a review!
Hold the phone…they just upgraded it.
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005002081210289.html
Just 1000000lm more and I’ll consider it.
Funny thing is that is looks like it could be a decent light, side light, charge remaining indicator…
Daakra contacted me last night. Saying, No thanks.I asume they were saying no thanks to being the kings of outlandish lumen claims. Then I told them that they were atopic of discussion on the BLF they then sent a smiley face.I then told them they should send me a light for the free publicity I got them. Then they blocked me. LMAO I was cracking up.
My oh my they added a million more lumens to the light since I first saw it.It really makes me wonder about the mentality of those who are running Daakra. Wow!!