Funny Stuff

Where did “piss poor” come from?
They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot.
And then once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery…

If you had to do this to survive you were “Piss Poor”.
But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn’t even afford to buy a pot…
They “didn’t have a pot to piss in” and were the lowest of the low.
The next time you are washing your hands and complain because
the water temperature Isn’t just how you like it, think about how things used to be.

Here are some facts about the 1500’s
Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May,

And they still smelled pretty good by June… However, since they were starting to smell,
Brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor.

Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water.

The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water,

Then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children.

Last of all the babies.

By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.
Hence the saying, “Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water!”

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath.

It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals
(mice, bugs) lived in the roof.

When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof…
Hence the saying, “It’s raining cats and dogs.”
There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house.

This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings

Could mess up your nice clean bed.

Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection…

That’s how canopy beds came into existence.

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt.

Hence the saying, “Dirt poor.” The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery In the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing…

As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, It would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way.
Hence: a thresh hold.

(Getting quite an education, aren’t you?)

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire.

Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers In the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day.

Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while.

Hence the rhyme:

�Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old…”
Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.

When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off.

It was a sign of wealth that a man could, “bring home the bacon.”

They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter.

Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death.

This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status…

Workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle,

And guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky.
The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days…
Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial.
They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around
and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up.

Hence the custom; �holding a wake.”

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people.

So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave.

When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had ben burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell.

Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be,
�saved by the bell” or was “considered a dead ringer.”

And that’s the truth.

Now, whoever said history was boring!!!

So get out there and educate someone!
Share these facts with a friend.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering,
“What the heck happened?”
We’ll be friends until we are old and senile.
Then we’ll be new friends.

Awesome! :bigsmile:

Ha ha had me in stitches that one did

Excellent.

My goodness, that is scary. I’m SO glad I was born in the second half of twentieth century…!!

Great post!

Thanks for sharing! :bigsmile: I had to look some of these up as I find etymology interesting.

I thought it was as good as the kids tv series ‘Horrible histories’ until I saw it was all debunked.

Having said that, I read it to some blokes at work who got a giggle.

:smiley: There “etymologies” have all been debunked. See The saying 'Life in the 1500s - Folk Etymologies' - meaning and origin.

I particularly liked the “etymology” for …raining cats and DOGS… Everyone knows that dogs always climb up on roofs to get warm. :smiley:

I have to disagree with the raining cats and dogs reference.

The real storey.

There was a farmer, who owned a Datsun Ute. He used this Datsun for all his farm work, feeding the horses… Throwing bails of hay out the back of it… Carrying firewood and what not. When all of sudden one day, chug chug chug it breaks down.

So he decides to go back to the shed to grab his tractor and tow it back. He pulls apart his Datsun Ute and does all the fault finding and diagnostics you can imagine. He pulls apart the gearbox and finds a broken cog.

So he calls up the Datsun dealership and explains to him how his Datsun Ute broke down, and he needs a new cog for it. He asks if he could help him out. The dealership tells him “Yeh mate, I can get one in for ya but it’s going to take about 6-8 weeks.” The farmer says, “why so long? I really need the Datsun cog for my Datsun Ute.” The man replies, “Yeh sorry mate, the parts coming from Japan, nothing I can do.” The farmer says “fair enough” and hangs up the phone. He comes up with the idea to just fly over there himself and pick it up, as it’s costing him money not having his Datsun ute running.

He buys a plane ticket to Japan expecting he’s just going to get there and buy a Datsun cog and return home. He finally lands and makes his way to the Datsun factory. Out comes one of the workers and the farmer says to him, “Mate, I’m after a Datsun cog for my Datsun ute.” The factory worker says “Yeh no worries, but we’re a factory, you can’t just buy one Datsun cog. You have to buy a 1000 Datsun cogs minimum.” The farmer agrees and he takes a pallet of a 1000 Datsun cogs back onto the plane making his way home.

As the planes descending the planes to heavy for the landing gear and the flight attendants announce their going to throw out anything they deem as excessive. The flight crew are staring at a pallet of a 1000 Datsun cogs, thinking who would want a 1000, it’s a Datsun.

So they decide to push it off the back of the plane. When at that moment the farmer comes racing in saying “stop, stop!”. He reaches into the pile and grabs a Datsun cog out. And he’s happy, as he got what he came for. So they push out the remainder, like 999 Datsun cogs, but let’s just say a 1000, who’s counting.

So you can imagine, a 1000 Datsun cogs are falling from the sky from a plane, what a sight that would be. 2 other farmers, Billy and Joel, sitting out on their sun deck see exactly that. Billy yells out, “Joel! Wake up! It’s raining Datsun cogs!”

Good one. I’ll have to share this with my wife. :smiley: