This T10S was supplied by ThruNite for review as seen HERE
To enter the giveaway you must reply to this thread with a joke.
Entries will close on Monday the 9th of June at 11:59pm (Australian Central Time) and the winner will be announced soon after.
The winner will be chosen at random using random.org
Good luck to all that enter.
(Sorry to overseas forum members but shipping outside of Australia is very expensive… approx $20+)
You should totally draw it now 
A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, he’s dead. Now what?”
A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. When he opens the door, he encounters two sheriff’s deputies, one of whom asks if he is married and, if so, whether the deputy can see a picture of the wife.
The guy says “sure ” and shows him a picture of his wife.
The deputy looks carefully at the picture and then gravely says, “I’m sorry sir, but it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.”
The guy says, “I know, but she has a great personality, is an excellent cook, and lets me play golf whenever I want to!”
Thanks for the giveaway. Don’t see many Aus only ones!
Great idea!
I tried to catch some fog but I mist 8)
A horse walked into a bar and the barman said… Why the long face?
Did the horse hurt itself after walking into the bar? 
Nice gesture Ezarc and good luck all.
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.
Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”
Here's a really bad pick-up line before a really bad joke.
'Excuse me, would you like some titanium? It's just that you're really hot and I want to reduce the risk of any creep.'
My cousin made this one up:
Q: 'Why did the plane crash?'
A: 'Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.'
Don't ask me how. I just don't know. She's also in her twenties like me.
no Joke but funny!
-> a friend, who lives in NZ wantedt to mail something to her mother in Austria
went wrong…
but: how often does that happen that the Australian Post Service has special Stickers for that Case???
I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew it.
I rang the rape advice line last week.
They sent me a rape alarm, pepper spray and a flashlight.
Now I can rape at night.
Cheers David
Not that I’m bothered, or affected, but do you mean Monday 9th June?
Hey, even if I pay shipping ($21,45 to Argentina) I find it cheaper than buying it online… so, can I enter? if I win, I’ll send the money in advance, of course.
But of course I’ll understand if you just want to do it for Australia only.
Just in case, here’s my “joke”:
“Survey”
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question :
“PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR OPINION ON THE LACK OF FOOD IN THE REST OF THE WORLD”
No result was achieved, since the following problems were faced during
the survey’s implementation :
What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman?
A used car salesman knows when he's lying.
this jokes’ on me.
I went for an early morning run the other week. Saw a fruit shop along the way and bought bananas. Had $1 and $2 coin as change. Ate half of the bananas and continued running along. But coins jingling in my crotch as it missed the hip pocket. Continued walking looking for toilet while trying to take shaking coins out but got stock inside inner lining of running shorts. Finally found a bench in a dim street corner, turned off headtorch, sat down and went for it. Just as an old couple passed along and gave me the weirdest looks.
Job interview:
“What’s your greatest weakness?”
“Honesty.”
“I don’t think honesty is a weakness.”
“I don’t give a fuck what you think.”
Thanks ezarc for the nice gesture 
Haven’t seen you post on OzB for a while.
Yes 9th of June, I’ll update the first post.
Thanks.
Thanks for the giveaway ezarc!
Two men become stranded in a desert after their car breaks down.
The first man says to the other “Ohhh I’m soooooo hungry” to which the other replies “I know I know, but we’ll have to keep walking”.
After a while, they come across a large plant in the middle of the desert. Hanging off the plant is heaps and heaps of cooked pork, ready to be eaten.
The first man runs over, ready to eat as much as he can. But before he can reach the meat, a heap of gunshots, explosions and loud noises occurs and the man is thrown off his feet.
His friend looks on in horror and realizes… “That’s not a bacon tree! THAT’S A HAMBUSH!”