Got any funny "foreign-language-to-English" translations?

Don’t know why but I can imagine appropriate picture for it… 0:)

Seems kind of appropriate for today, doesn't it?

Also, Dino’s “single breasted” ladies items.

Usually I can guess what they’re talking about, but this has me stumped.

“Mini Cell Phone Jammer is a very good tool for protecting yourself from being interupt when you are sleeping or at a snatch.”
“With a portable jammer, you can take it at hand at a church, hospital,school, car,toilet and etc.”

From a website I looked at after seeing some spam here.
http://www.mobil xxxx

Not foreign but funny.