How do all these Chinese FIRE lights get their name.

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I was thinking about what someone posted about a new light called the UranusFire and maybe the Chinese running out of FIRE names.

I thought we might be able to come up with a few more so they can keep these budget lights coming our way. After all, we wouldn't want them to stop making/shipping because they ran out of names.

Here's a few new ones.

FannyFire

URALLFired

RectaFire

StartaFire

FeetTaDaFire (This one has a new shape and a new way to hold it)

DickTaFire (ouch)

This should be a good start. I'm sure you guys can come up with a few. Good Luck.

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BushFire

HouseFire

PyroFire

LL-CoolFire

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Forest Fire

Pontiac Sun Fire

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DYNA-Fire (Die in a fire)

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GreatBallsaFire

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MingMooFire

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Whatthefire (abbreviated WTF)

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Suterfire is one that has stuck with me.

It sounds like someone tried to pronounce 'surefire' in the most racially-insensitive manner possible.

It is reminiscent of the Mitsu "Starion," allegedly derived from a mispronunciation of the word "stallion."

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EternalFire
EverFire and of course NeverFire (yin/yang)
LottaFire
LotsaFire
PistolFire
GunFire
OuttaFire
PutOutFire
BlastFire
HappyFire
AFire
BackFire
BonFire
CeaseFire
DrumFire
CrossFire
FoxFire
HangFire
HungFire
MisFire
ReFire
SpitFire
WildFire

And of course, based on a recent 'user' review from DD:

CampFire


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Shurafire

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FlashlightFire

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Well if you're gonna do that one, we also have to have BatteryFire

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Is that a -FIRE in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me ?

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Hmmm... PunFire

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CeaseFire. That's a good one. LOL Great name for some of these Chinese budget lights.

Won'tFire

NeverFire

Please?Fire

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I'm still suprised that there is not an X-Fire yet.

BonFire

HellFire

Hadesfire

PlutoFire

Zeusfire

LightningFire

FlyFire

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hahaaah :D

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FartFire

Yes... FartFire in my pocket.

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HopeFire

MightFire

PrayFire

DoubtFire

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I'll say it one more time.

The Donald Trump light : You'reFIRED