SureFire sell a Hellfire light - at about as much money as I earn in 4 months.
Before taxes.
Once slept through the consequences of the neighbours using a SettingTheRoofOnFire light.
Otherwise known as lighting a fire without due care and attention.
Fortunately the neighbours lived more than 200m from my house.
I would really like this one:
OMG, so many funny names, let me try:
MILFire - no translation needed, just go get that hot mom next door :D
GayFire - chinese translation would be "Youre so happy and gay that it finally worked!"
ClitFire - engrish for ClickFire?
FFFFFFFFFFFFfire. (I'd had a few of those but tightening the pill or tailswitch usually sorts it.)
That has been invented quite a while ago. :)
Disclaimer: The first 10 or so seconds are relevant. I'm not advertising the rest. Also, watch the whole episode before starting flame wars. Pun intended.
:)
Ok just for the sake of it, You guys forgot SureFire. I know i'll get flamed @CPF for this (oh this is not CPF) 
BuyMoreFire!
ROFLMAO !!!
MagnumFire, Hellfire, SunFire, PhotonFire and ZeusFire are all good names I could easily see them using. I'd probably buy them all. I could even see them using FriendlyFire but that one I would not buy.
Just found out that the package contained 2 cells so they are supposed to be protected 18650 Trustfire Flames. Anyway they might have as well been unprotected based on the public experience of the consistency of DD deliveries. An after-sales case has been opened today...
or simpler:
LightFire
I like HotFire
how about ..
Stoka-fire
Feckin-fire [ called mine worse when a battery has died]
Arson-fire [or Ass on-fire]
FierceFire
FeeceFire
FecesFire
Based on a comment in the SureFire lawsuit thread:
Sh1tinaHatFire
ROFL!!
The Chinese websites should also sell
BrokeFire
Dimfire
Won'tFire
SlowFire
CheapFire
WeakFire
CopyFire
CloneFire
and of course,
SueMeFire
LOL, I still love my Chinese lights, don't get me wong.
lol!!! :bigsmile:
very good