How do all these Chinese FIRE lights get their name.

Bort · March 1, 2013, 1:09am

Being manufactured in China i’m surprised no one has come up with

LuckyFire
ProsperityFire
BlessingFire
8Fire

bh46118 · March 1, 2013, 12:56pm

Did anybody do Great Balls of Fire, or maybe Great Balls of UranusFire. MyanusFire has a pleasant ring to it. J)

lightme · March 1, 2013, 8:32pm

An old party favorite, FlatusFire. :party:

Vectrex · March 1, 2013, 9:48pm

AlexGT · March 1, 2013, 11:36pm

Damnfire
Slutfire
Funkyfire
Ohshitfire
Justfire
Barelyfire
OMGfire
Dafuqfire

Tecmo · March 2, 2013, 12:32am

I think this review fits here, for posterity or in case you missed it:

lawallac · March 2, 2013, 1:14am

Another Uranusfire

Mulie · March 2, 2013, 3:13am

How about OnFire
The light in my pocket is OnFire.

bh46118 · March 2, 2013, 10:57pm

The Uranus Fire should be made in a special limited Dingleberry edition with certificate of authenticity included.

texaspyro · March 2, 2013, 11:55pm

Liar, liar! Pants not on fire!

MrCG · March 3, 2013, 12:08am

Actually, I think Ultrafire is one of the cooler names for a flashlight company. Skyray and Solarforce sound also nice

But Zebralight or Sunwayman sound somehow ridiculous to me.