Is this the funniest Dino Direct advert/description ever?

Buy / Sell Budget Dealer Experiences
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Just roll down to the pics and read the stuff they have written. Wetting my pants here, I have to say. :smiley:

Marc.

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A review from the website:

I've been using this light now for about ten days, and I'm consistently shocked by the brightness of the beam.

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All I see are lots of these:

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DD claims its an IED!

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They speaky Engles plenty good

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I personally love the thickness, hardness and texture of them there lumens!

But what does annoy me is when it goes climbing on it’s own! :frowning:

WTF? (Usual suspects style)

Marc.

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Wonder if they sell orange jumpsuits to match. :~

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Is that a flashlight in your pocket or a climbing banana? >.<

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My pocket? Why, that’s an IED!

I’m not sure if I will get away with it, asking girls to put their hand in my pocket and feel the hardness of my lumens! :open_mouth:

Marc.

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Yeah, don’t get it in your eyes.

Marc

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  • Put the newspaper down on a work surface. Remove the battery compartment cap from the LED flashlight. Remove the batteries from the battery compartment and put them and the battery compartment cap aside
  • Hold the back end of the LED flashlight with one hand. Grab the front end of the LED flashlight with the needle-nose pliers. Twist the needle-nose pliers until there is a crack in the seam between the front and back parts of the LED flashlight. Put the needle-nose pliers down. Grab the front end of the LED flashlight with the free hand and twist the front until it separates from the back
  • Put the back half of the LED flashlight down on the newspaper. Unscrew the reflector from the front half of the LED flashlight. Remove the reflector and put it down on the newspaper. Remove the reflector ring surrounding the LED bulb with the tweezers and put it down on the newspaper
  • Pull the LED assembly carefully from out of the front half of the LED flashlight. Put the LED assembly down on the newspaper
  • Heat up the soldering iron. Apply the tip of the soldering iron to one of the two contacts at the bottom of the LED bulb. Remove the soldering iron as soon as the solder on the contact starts to bubble. Apply the tip of the soldering iron to the other contact of the LED bulb and remove it when the solder starts to bubble
  • Hold down the LED assembly with one hand while gripping the sides of the LED bulb with the tweezers. Pull the LED bulb from off the LED assembly using the tweezers. Put the LED bulb down on the newspaper
  • Apply the tip of the soldering iron to one of the contacts of the resistor and remove it when the solder starts to bubble. Repeat this on the other contact of the resistor. Use the tweezers to pull the resistor off the LED assembly. Put the resistor down on the newspaper. Unplug the soldering iron
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Pocket rocket you mean? Hmmm…